I had a cool title. But I forgot it.

I have really good taste in TV shows and movies plus an adorable dog. And that's all that really matters in life right?
  • me: no one ever texts me
  • *gets a text*
  • me: wtf do you want

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

—Dave Barry (via timmysenpai)

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